{"product_id":"hemper-chinese-takeout-glass-water-pipe","title":"Hemper Chinese Takeout Glass Water Pipe - 14mm Novelty Bong","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eHemper Chinese Takeout Glass Water Pipe\u003c\/strong\u003e brings food-inspired fun to your glass collection with a design styled after the iconic takeout box. Built from \u003cstrong\u003eborosilicate glass\u003c\/strong\u003e and equipped with a \u003cstrong\u003e14mm joint\u003c\/strong\u003e, this novelty bong blends playful looks with real water pipe function. Choose the compact Chinese Takeout version for a smaller setup, or go with the Chinese Takeout XL for a larger statement piece with extra presence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eChinese Takeout-Inspired Design\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis Hemper water pipe takes the familiar takeout box shape and turns it into a functional glass piece. The result is a fun, collectible design that stands out immediately on a shelf, table, or display case. 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Made from thick borosilicate glass and designed with built-in filtration, the XL version is made for users who want a bigger novelty bong with smoother performance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e14mm Bowl Compatibility\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBoth versions feature a \u003cstrong\u003e14mm joint\u003c\/strong\u003e and include a \u003cstrong\u003e14mm bowl\u003c\/strong\u003e. This makes the Hemper Chinese Takeout Glass Water Pipe easy to use with standard compatible 14mm accessories while keeping the setup simple and familiar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBorosilicate Glass Construction\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from \u003cstrong\u003eborosilicate glass\u003c\/strong\u003e, this piece offers the clean finish and sturdy feel expected from quality functional glass. 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